Things that you may wanna spend your day pondering, or not?


Why dont pears come in pairs? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]


Is it possible for a sheep to be allergic to wool? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
And if they were, could they have some polyester installed?

If a dime is worth more than an nickel, then why is it smaller? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] A quarter is worth more than either, and it's bigger than both!

Do elves have height requirements? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
Are there signs posted stating that you must be this short to work here? [img]eek.gif[/img]


Does crushed ice just lack discipline? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
Or is it merely against conformity?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!???!
I wonder.